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John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.
Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!
by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018
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John

A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.

A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.

Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
To have a *john* is to have true love
His the king of my heart
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019
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Johns

An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.
Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly
by Big slimmy April 20, 2019
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John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"
by That Living Human June 4, 2019
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John

John

Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John
by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
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John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
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