When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.
Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
by Prometheus03 February 28, 2023
The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
An introverted person with lots of passion and ideas. An old soul who may seem cold and distant, but who is filled with wonder on the world and desire to learn about it and make it better.
Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.
Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.
This girl is a jellyfish soul.
by CakesAndDragons September 20, 2020
Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 01, 2024
A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.
by e-vigilante March 03, 2023
Pronounced: he doe - jel ly fish
Noun
1. Resembles a marine coelenterates with gelatinous bell or saucer shaped body that is typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge but is actually sperm floating in the nude pool at hedonism 2 located in Negril Jamaica
Noun
1. Resembles a marine coelenterates with gelatinous bell or saucer shaped body that is typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge but is actually sperm floating in the nude pool at hedonism 2 located in Negril Jamaica
by Dis0wned June 28, 2019