Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.

Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.

by Benitoscafe13 December 25, 2016

japanese macaques

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They may look chill, but when the party starts, they’ll be the ones of the dance floor first. Try not to let them see your phone, as they like to look through your photos.

Japanese Macaques are damn chill.

by Dordobolong March 27, 2022

Japanese Fountain

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.

Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.

by Dinrael May 17, 2015

japanese pincushion

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.

Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.

by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014

Japanese BananaBear

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.

There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.

by JSKKSA November 24, 2021

japanese cockfighting

Basically what Pokémon is

You like Pokémon?
Nah it's just Japanese cockfighting

by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe July 15, 2016

Japanese Toilet

First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.

Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.

by ElvenSailor August 9, 2023