The Iron Curtain

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.

"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 1, 2009

Iron in the fire

A task in the process.

He has too many Iron in the fire right now.

by samsanders August 11, 2009

iron maiden

Freaking Amazing band that I recently started listening to. I like most of their songs, but some favorites are: The Wicker Man, The Trooper, Hallowed be Thy Name, Number of the Beast, Afraid to shoot strangers, etc

OMG OMG OMG I want to go to an Iron Maiden concert!

by Karbon Kopy July 30, 2008

Iron Man

To do something with great balls very quickly. You may little time to do it. Sentence must start with "Dude!"

Dude I have to go Iron Man my 100 page essay due in three hours.
Dude we bought hella pizza we have to Iron Man the rest!
Dude I have to go Iron Man my girlfriend tonight.

by hellafuckintoolbars March 5, 2013

iron maiden

A torture/execution device from Medieval Germany, which consists of an iron coffin lined with spikes on the inside of the doors. The doors were closed SLOWLY so that the accused criminal would suffer maximum pain and anguish, sometimes for days, before finally dying of the resulting puncture wounds and suffocation.

Legend has it that a German coin counterfeiter was sentenced to the Iron Maiden. For the last two days of his life, the forger cried in vain while the spikes went through his body.

by AYB July 2, 2003

12 iron

sawed off shotgun

12 iron is a nasty weapon at close range

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

ironic dancing

That moment when you're out clubbing and the music is so unbearable that you eventually decide to dance in the most idiotic way possible as a means of protest.

Hey dude, I really hate this music, maybe we should check out some other clubs...
- No way, man! This music is so bad, I just want to own the dance floor to show the dj that nothing can stop our dancing fever!
Yeah, you're right! This feels like an excellent time for some ironic dancing!

by Limoenen October 26, 2013