How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Doing your mother

Longer version of doin ya mum

Person1:doing your mother
Person2:what

by Lynx is dum August 24, 2022

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

your mother

something fat thats too fat to scale

your mother is gay

by sheeesh dats krazy May 1, 2022

your mother

bad comeback

Person 1 : I hate you
Person 2 : your mother

by cumcummercumcum April 20, 2023

Your Mother

The ultimate insult for a 4th grader

The Tiger: You are too ugly

Kid: Your Mother would disagree with your statement that you are making, claiming that I am ugly when in fact I am not.

by LargeHog November 30, 2020

Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"

If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.

by sussy moment December 12, 2022