purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet
by Pippathecat June 01, 2014
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sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!
Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!
by jadeviolet September 01, 2018
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Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats
"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"
by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 09, 2018
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Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.
by Club Compound November 13, 2009
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spinout sheets

Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.
My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.
by GearHeadPrimate March 22, 2018
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sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter
my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)
by smartyboobs November 06, 2013
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Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.
That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.
by Throbbin_HooDD May 09, 2019
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