saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

Black saddle

A wild, no-holds-barred ride that leaves you sore in all the right places. Whether it’s a night of reckless debauchery at the bar or an unforgettable session in the bedroom, if you wake up feeling like you’ve been through a rodeo, you’ve just taken a Black Saddle.

“Dude, what happened last night?”
“Man, I hit the Black Saddle hard… still walking funny.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

Saddle Burr

That annoying zit/pimple on your inner thigh area, in which become irritated when your thighs scrape together or is touched/picked at.

I can hardly walk straight because this Saddle Burr is driving me crazy!

by Drunken Visionary. December 31, 2014

saddle bagging

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax

My boyfriend's ass was hurting too much so we had to settle for saddle bagging

by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018

Double Saddle

When a female and male both have to urinate at the same time. The female sits on the toilet and the male sits on top of her urinating between her thighs into the toilet.

Two people of the opposite sex need to pee at the same time with one bathroom available. The female sits on the toilet while the male sits on top of her and aims into the toilet between her thighs while peeing simultaneously. (Double Saddle)

by CBN0628 May 13, 2025

Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SADDLE NEEDS TO PADDLE AWAY

by boobymoomy January 14, 2022