Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SADDLE NEEDS TO PADDLE AWAY

by boobymoomy January 14, 2022

Tossed Saddle

Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.

I had my friend come over last night so that I could get a tossed saddle while riding my stallion.

by geminate May 12, 2018

Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.

"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019

by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.

“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

Saddle bag

rude, ugly, immature, asshole, window licker,. Can also be someone who is a dirty whOre.

people who are just saddle bags you write off and send them trotten!

by Rachelise February 8, 2023