sketch knot

a person who is either strange or uncool

(a person associated with the word sketchy)

yo that dude's a total sketch knot

by Rose Rinaldi August 6, 2008

Bitch knot

A long haired dudes version of a female hair bun on the upper back of head. Also referred to as a man bun.

Hey bro, check out that queer's bitch knot! Oh man, I'll bet he sucks more cock than his girlfriend!

by AssMan337 June 17, 2017

Shaggers knot

A clump of unkempt hair on the back of a ladies head after a hard nights shagging.

Look at the shaggers knot on Caroline, Dave must have been on her all night.

by Johnnytheyid March 3, 2017

Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021

Square Knot

Type of knot you would tie.

You fuckin square

"Do you know how to tie a square knot"

"No what's that?"

"The type of knot you would tie, you fuckin square"

by Autistic Beaver January 6, 2023

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

Snot Knot

Synonym for booger

Kid 1- *sneezes
Kid 2- That was a huge Snot Knot

by originalcreatorofsnotknots June 23, 2021