Dare Week

A full week of pure fuckery. Usually done the week before a party, a group of friends must come up with a new dare every day of the week for each individual. If the person declines the dare or fails, the group decides on a punishment.

Bro, let’s do a dare week before the party this Friday.

by Kegsmasher69 January 15, 2019

Zard week

A week to celebrate zard

cool its zard week now

by Iamzard July 18, 2021

blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."

by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010

Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work

I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.

by ontobetterthings February 18, 2010

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

scarlet week

It is a known fact that women who spent allot of time together, for instance work together in an office, monthly menstruation cycle will synchronize after a while. This ultimately means that for about one week every month it’s is total chaos in the office where women work together and the men needs to rather keep a low profile during this time – This is called “scarlet week”

Must be scarlet week again, Anne is having a total fit just because there is no paper in the copier and Sandy lost it because I forgot to refill the coffee…

by Stingerman50 September 30, 2013

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019