Ditch bag

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.

My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".

by oscartv July 5, 2012

dick and ditch

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018

Kiss and ditch

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss

Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson”

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”

by Downey mozza January 28, 2022

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

Bitch Ditch

Have sex and then leave.

Bro I’m gonna pull a bitch ditch

by Bobbby boy June 13, 2018

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013