If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 08, 2010
When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.
So they might give two.
So they might give two.
Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009
Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)
"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
by Hood EZ-3 December 20, 2008
A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.
Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*
Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
by nolangray January 19, 2012
Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!
sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
by BigBrownSmoothie May 19, 2011
Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
by Michael December 30, 2003