by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
Get the Houston Kool Aidmug. The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.
A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
Get the Houston Depositmug. You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
by G81 May 5, 2021
Get the Standby Houstonmug. Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
by Estebe January 17, 2025
Get the Houston Hotpotmug. by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
Get the Logan houstonmug. Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy
Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
by user4242738981 November 21, 2023
Get the Houstonmug.