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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021
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An Unfortunate Homeless Man

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man
by Khanituss February 25, 2021
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Homeless

Usually a worthless bum. A parasite who feeds off the blood of the working class while he relaxes, smoking dope and drinking alcohol. Someone who can never be trusted. A troublemaker. A lout.
Jimmy's drug addiction lead to his homelessness. Now he is a worthless bum, harassing people for spare change while defecating on the sidewalk like an animal. Jimmy's favorite president, Obama, promised a free ride but Jimmy didn't get it. Jimmy mad.
by Alucard the last April 9, 2019
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homeless-slut

someone who looks ugly and homeless but actually has money
1: wow look at annabel
2: she’s homeless-slut
1: oh i know
by dumbwhore888 November 29, 2019
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kinda homeless

An adjective that describes a person who experiences partial homelessness. It can be used to define someone who lives in a shelter only during certain periods of time, like weekends. The phrase has been initially used during a live stream of popular streamer known as Speed.
Please, Speed. I need this. My mom is kinda homeless... I live with my dad. I want to help her out
by djadamm December 2, 2023
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Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)
El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022
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