holiday-bullshit 

the feeling of impending doom, panic, and depression leading up to christmas break

I am feliz navi done with this holiday-bullshit

holiday-bullshit by anne504689 December 18, 2014

holiday cream pie 

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

holiday cream pie by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

Holiday Odds 

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

Holiday Odds by Pratroculas April 26, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend 

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

Holiday Hormonal Blend by Rudee May 29, 2017

holiday succ 

a blowjob given during the holiday season that everyone loves.

person 1- what are you doing next week?
person 2- i'm getting ready to give my annual holiday succ.
person 1- AGAIN!!???
person 2- you know it!!🎄😫💦

holiday succ by im ready for that holiday succ November 9, 2017

holiday handjob 

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

holiday handjob by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Holiday home-wrecker 

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

Holiday home-wrecker by Hol9000 December 24, 2017