hide it in my sock

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MOm bitch: you got an a on your test jimmy!
Real homie: hide it in my sock

by we LOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOve bet March 25, 2019

hideously unfunny

Something so not funny that it makes you mentally vomit. When these kind of unfunny moments come up in a croud of people then the person who says it gets it ripped.

-When the chicken crosses the ro....
(Interuption)
-hideously unfunny

by solomonf January 11, 2009

hide-and-go sex

Game where all players are in the nude and one hides. Whoever finds the hider first gets to have sex with them upon finding.

Where's Boberto?
Oh, he's getting slammed by Sheela. She won hide-and-go sex

by Capt.McSwagger January 22, 2015

The Hider

When a male hides his penis in his ball sack. Then the male will smack his stomach and his penis will pop out.

Step 1. Stretch your ball sack.
Step 2. Push your penis into your ball sack.
Step 3. Pull the ball sack over the penis until it is fully hidden.
Step 4. Find a person to show your new talent.
Step 5. Smack your stomach hard enough so your penis pops out.
You have successfully completed the hider, How do you feel?

by Rollin91s February 2, 2010

Nur Hidayah Akhtar

Usually unique and kindhearted girl with swinging mood. Always wanted to do good deed and also feel painful to watch others hurt. She is such an adorable and cute girl. Very ambitious. She is type of girl who don't care what people think or talk about her because all she knew is to be surrounded by people with positive vibes.

I would love to be somebody like Nur Hidayah Akhtar.

by Nur Hidayah Akhtar December 30, 2017

The clown that hides from gay people

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.

Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005