hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray

jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common

by beachkat January 22, 2009

Polish racing helmet

When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.

"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"

by Mike Tauss October 23, 2008

ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

by brian November 1, 2004

Roman Helmet

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.

"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"

by Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] December 8, 2004

raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.

The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.

by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005

Helmet Chedder

The build up of a white, cheese-like substance under your bell end. Often suffered towards the end of a rock festival weekend.

'There was no way I was trying to pull on Sunday night, not with my helmet chedder.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005