Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.
Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017
Get the running over the hedgehogmug. by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. by hamzahbob May 14, 2018
Get the craig the hedgehogmug. A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture
Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
by baliebox4916 November 15, 2018
Get the Hedgehogmug. by The Asian Nugget December 13, 2020
Get the Hedgehogmug. When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
Get the Sonic The Hedgehogmug.