Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Sonic The hedgehog

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times

This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me

by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019

Hedgehog tricks

Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.

Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.

by Mackenzie Roze December 18, 2017

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 12, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020