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Grangemouth Handshake

The act of anal sex with a radioactive strap on dildo.
Often linked to increased chances of gastrointestinal cancers due to the radiation, and related to Grangemouth due to the grimy industrial town's refinery plant.
"So I found out that I had bum cancer, and thinking back, it was probably because of that Grangemouth Handshake my ex gave me."
by Raptorclaw August 18, 2018
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Feversham Handshake

A handshake popularized in Feversham, Ontario, Canada, where 2 men stirnly look eachother in the eye, grab eachothers genitals, and shake firmly. Often times they smell their hands after in approval of their neighbors and to confirm that person came from the Feversham clan.
"Is Jim Bob going around givin people that Feversham handshake again?!"
by Dr. Mantis-Tobaggan September 15, 2018
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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles May 17, 2018
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forbidden handshake

The Forbidden Handshake is when 2 males shake hands while their dicks are touching tips and/or are wrapped around depending on length of one's penis
Friend 1: Ay bro let's do the Forbidden Handshake

Friend 2: Bruh ...Hell no
by Symbiote May 5, 2022
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The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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Melbourne handshake

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."
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Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.
"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"
by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023
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