hamster balling

Hamster Balling is when one crawls up into a woman's vagina and rolls around. The woman normally dies.

Man, my mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend when we were hamster balling.

by Ross R. R. December 14, 2008

hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Hamster Hole

The Anus. The term come from the sex act of which a man inserts a hamster, or hamster like rodent (such as a gerbil) into the butthole for pleasure.

You don’t get to join the military police until after, you pull your HEAD, out of your HAMSTER HOLE!

by The anal dominator July 29, 2018

Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.

After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.

by TightTina May 21, 2023

sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023

chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.

A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001

by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022