Meat Gum

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 2, 2019

Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.

When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.

by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020

chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.

"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"

by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008

Chicken Gum

Having big swolen gums from over consumption of chicken wings.

Martin asked if we had any dental floss because he had a mean case of chicken gum!

by John Manning October 1, 2007

Bubble Gum

Pussay

He goin down chewin on my bubble gum

by lalala5465465 October 16, 2008

hush gums

Shut up - hush gumsrelation 2 teeth gums

look yeah hush gums man

by Sexyladyo1 August 6, 2006

GUM Clinic

Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic

The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.

Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.

For example

Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic

Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?

Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback

Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?

by Preperation Aitch July 15, 2011