goagie

A tool with too much junk in the trunk.

Stop bothering me while I'm working, you goagie. You're knocking all the shit off my desk.

Hey Goagie, you might want to lay off the cheese fries and hit the dance floor instead.

He thought she was hot at the club...then the next morning, he woke up under a goagie.

by E-Star November 10, 2007

Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 16, 2010

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013

garage dick

A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.

Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.

by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014

Garage is full

When a girl is having her time of the month. It just sounds more pleasant than saying . Hey, I've got my period. Or the lame ass , aunt flo is here. And using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.

I can't believe my garage is full. Can you goto the store and get me some cars please?

by Roxxknows June 10, 2016

gorangaboon

Cross between a gorilla, orangutan, and a baboon. Slang term for an unattractive female.

Damn! You got yourself a gorangaboon.

by sigjag March 27, 2017

gorgania

Country that promises safety in home country. Land. And WAR. National bird is the ostrich. The plant is the red wood. The animal is the honey badger(because honey badgers don't care). Our flower is a rose. Our independents day is February 18.

Did you hear Gorgania just conquered that weirdo Duck shaped country that Trinitys in charge of.

by Roy Rathbun May 19, 2017