goofing on a triangle

When you're batshit crazy and make up expressions to explain things that make no sense.

Q: Why did you put the cat in the freezer?
A: Oh, I was just goofing on a triangle

by xXxDriftking420xXx August 02, 2017

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off the goof

A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.

Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”

Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”

by Coonnigga123 October 08, 2020

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goof trooper

A very silly person.

That goof trooper went to the auto parts store and asked for "blinker fluid."

by Hraefnscar September 30, 2023

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goof worm

a mis spelling of good work by Perbhat Kumar turned into a way to tease someone

What was that you goof worm?

by perbhat January 13, 2018

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goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

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