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glow up hoe up

The transformation from an awkward ugly duckling to a confident majestic swan...who will eventually bang anyone in an attempt to cement their glow-up status and make up for lost time.
She went from sweet and innocent to sexy and easy after that glow up hoe up hit!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Green Glow Under My Car

Having sex in your car.
I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.
by conker5698 July 18, 2007
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Glow stick

A man cums in a woman’s mouth and she spits the cum back onto his dick in a room with a black light.
I was at the rave last night and got a glow stick from this girl I met
by Briar Wood July 25, 2021
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Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.
Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.
by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024
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Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time
"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"
by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!
You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.
by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025
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