globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.

"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"

by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.

Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you

by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years

We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn

by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024

the global academy

Gay

The global academy is a gay school

by Is Den June 20, 2020

Global Entry

Internationally getting your back door(man buns) kicked in either by choice or chance.

The foreign exchange student likes get global entry when out of the country

by Byron Long Jr. July 13, 2022