You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

Another one of LUE's stupid, pointless, and moderation-causing fads.

<Zabi> I don't like porn or hentai.
<Umaro> You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

by dj gs68 October 29, 2003

Gage Gresham

A name for someone who has a hard on for anything technological from before the 2000’s. Usually carries around things like “floppy disk cameras” or “windows XP laptops” with them at all times to show off to their 1 friend.

“Why is his lap top thicker than his arm? He must be a Gage Gresham.”

by Totally not your friend March 1, 2018

Gage

A suspicious individual

“Yo, that gage guy is sus, I think he just vented medbay!”

by Brvh August 28, 2021

Gage Boothe

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is amazing
Girl 2: I know he really is
Girl 3: Must be a Gage Boothe

by RandomHuman67 December 5, 2018

gage

A man who thinks he is hot shit but he isn't. He might have a good just but is a piece of shit

Boooo look its gage

by Frog1725 April 22, 2025

Gage

The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .

Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?

by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 7, 2021

Gage

someone who is very GAY. If anyone named Gage is straight, they’re lying. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

yo that kid gage is so homo no doubt about it

by 69crackwhore69 October 26, 2019