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Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee
If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?
by Sexydimma March 3, 2026
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Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee
Are you coffee-functional?
by Sexydimma March 4, 2026
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Angus Function

A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.
"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025
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basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.
He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...
by Aplh April 4, 2018
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Fit form and function

Item in question fits the design, is the correct form as design and functions as needed. However may still look like shit. Good to be used in many things however products that are artistic is a no no...
This custom frame meets fit form and function. It fits the art, meets your required look and holds the art. No bob it looks like shit.
by Lethalace July 28, 2018
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Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
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by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024
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vein of function research

Pozo was caught red handed conducting vein of function research without authority
by waller69 June 8, 2025
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