Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids
DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME
U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means
Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
I said the name
RUN
DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME
U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means
Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
I said the name
RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020

by Thaliagxxo February 18, 2024

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*
Travis Scott: gang gang.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*
Travis Scott: gang gang.
by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024
