faux beau

An imaginary boyfriend, usually a celebrity. This crush is characterized by the obsessive consumption of the individual's body of work (whether in music, film, television, etc), no matter how terrible or lame it is.

"My new faux beau is Paulie Jr. from "American Chopper"; it's the stupidest show on TV, but I could watch him read the phone book."

by bearbait September 16, 2006

faux bro

A non-Black dude who tries to act Black.

A faux bro is similar to a wigga, but can be different. Example: A White dude acting like a Black dude can be called either a faux bro or a wigga. However, a wigga is ALWAYS a White person, male or female. A faux bro can be of any race, but is always a dude.

by Mo Fro Bro January 3, 2007

faux five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

I had just gotten a new job and turned to give Amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. I then felt very un-cool.

by natal33t October 18, 2008

Faux Po

Variation of 'Faux Pa', meaning to offend another person's academic post-modern, or po-mo sensibilities.

When Charles said that he thought that the 'historical record' would reveal the truth, he had committed a Faux Po, and instantly became the class pariah.

by Sybil Vane July 27, 2009

faux-let

When long hair is combed back under a baseball hat giving it the appearance of a mullet.

Dude 1- Dude, did you get a mullet?
Dude 2- Nah man, this is just my sweet faux-let.
Dude 1- I see you it is just your regular hair styled under your hat! Awesome!

by hasanyoneusedthisname? December 15, 2009

Faux-reo

Faux-reo,Fo-real

a black person who is viewed as a white washed oreo by his black peers and is not found threatening by both races but views any race that uses any labels as ignorant. A peace maker of the black race.

* Has a job
* Finished School
* Can fight but never starts one
* Relates with many cultures
* Intelligent
* Proud of his culture and genetics
* Aware of the past but positive look towards the future.
* Always persecuted by both races

Famous Faux-reos

Will Smith
Alfonso Ribeiro
Steven Q.Urkel
Morgan Freeman
Martin Luther King Jr
Yeshuah (Jesus)

by Klark.Blak January 16, 2009

faux-brarian

A person who works in a library, but does not hold a degree in Library Sciences.

Honey, give the books to the nice faux-brarian. She can check them out.

by pickmepam January 21, 2011