I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Girl Failure

A Girl Failure is a fictional or non-fictional person or character that is on the verge of breaking down, is mentally unstable, in a way that has become endearing or gives one the urge to protect or comfort this character.

"Man, Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is such a Girl Failure"

by Umbrollax5x7 December 19, 2023

Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024

FAILURE

what ur asian parent says when you say you got a c in math

YOU GOT A C IN MATH?! C STANDS FOR THE FAILURE!(from steven he)

by if u r reading, ur STOOBID April 30, 2023