"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012
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Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
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Get the Facebook mug.To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
Get the Facebook mug.A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
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Get the Facebook mug.::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 29, 2011
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