A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 24, 2011
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 27, 2011
a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
by anki24 January 29, 2012
person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017
It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 June 7, 2011
A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017