I have an ex mom
by Babygowild March 30, 2019
Get the ex mommug. by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019
Get the Ex daymug. That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.
The "E" is capitalized.
The "E" is capitalized.
Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
by PimpinZ April 29, 2013
Get the Capital Exmug. Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
by UWS124 October 20, 2012
Get the Ex-sextingmug. The act of which an ex, whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend, tries to corner you into a situation using various methods, be it "to chill" or "just to talk," to either force you or make you heavily consider getting back together with them. Usually involves sex, kissing, and/or other forms physical contact in an attempt to re-ignite old feelings and trap you.
Josh: Dude, last night my ex called me to just chill and smoke with her, so I went, and we ended up having sex... and now we're back together. Fuck.
Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.
Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.
by Jorhan Stahl May 17, 2011
Get the Ex Trapmug. Male or female that is notorious for dating friend's exes or people that friends have previously dated. Usually this person attacks almost immediately after a break-up to waste no time and doesn't care what anyone thinks about his/her actions.
Friend 1: Mike and Laney just broke up... and Mike's friend Joe is already messaging her on Facebook, WTF?
Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.
Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.
by Barbarella June 13, 2010
Get the Ex-Chasermug. A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.
by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018
Get the ex-batallionmug.