Eugene

Eugene is an alpha male
He will do anything to assert dominance
Eugene is a gay ahh
He likes stalking kids especially when they're alone

You're such a eugene
Suck on a eugene

by I have alcohol addiction September 5, 2022

Eugene

A gorilla who wasn't so mean

The gorilla in the Zoo must be a Eugene.

by BOMBER DICTIONARY June 21, 2022

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Eugene

An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.

When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".

by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017

Eugen

"Eugen" is a variant to the given name "Eugene" in some germanic, slavic languages and the Romanian language. It derives from the greek language, within the word eugenes (which means "noble", "well-born"), which is a compound between the words "eu" (means "well) and "genus" (means "race", "stock", "kin").

I am friends with Eugen!
Eugen is good at basketball.
I just invited Eugen to my house for a party.
Eugen wakes up as early as 6 AM.
I am going to a trip into Austria with Eugen.

by DontTellMyName May 27, 2018

Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.

Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024

Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023