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eternity

e·ter·ni·ty
noun:

never-ending. It's a relative term, meaning it is different for different people or situations.
Eternity is meant to explain a long period of time outside of that which we understand time to be. It's impossible to understand metaphysically because it has no beginning and no end.
So we humans understand eternity as it is in our everyday lives, like......

"I spent an eternity in line waiting for my drivers license"

But in reality if one spent an eternity in line waiting you would know nothing but waiting in line from your birth to your death, and nothing else, because it's an eternity with no start and no end.
I spent an eternity in line waiting for my drivers license
by Jimmy Fedd June 21, 2016
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Eternity

The time space between you ejaculating and them leaving.
person 1: How long did it take her to leave?

person 2: Not sure but it seemed like an eternity.
by A person perhaps June 17, 2013
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EternalDragnz

This is the name for some guy named tin.
If you want to talk to tin, call for EternalDragnz
by jvchen7 January 29, 2003
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Eternal-X

Eternal-X whines about a kid stealing his candy
by f00 p00 September 28, 2003
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eternal5

Where homosexuals congregate to share their tendencies. Common traits are assjuice stains on their seats for sitting down 27 hours in a stretch while preaching their gheyness.
That player must have been in eternal5, they keep asking if they can touch my penis and can't seem to win any LAN tournaments!
by ominous June 30, 2004
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eternalcrux

My life is an eternalcrux.
by eternalcrux December 29, 2003
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Eternal Death

tricking someone into thinking you have lost a video game by making your screen name dead, or something similar
Gamer 1: Ok so who on team two is dead?

Gamer 2: Thats me (sad face)

Gamer 1: Yes! Since you're out of the way I have a chance

*Gamer 2 makes head shot*

Gamer 1: Dammit! I though you were dead!

Gamer:2: Yup, Eternal Death

Gamer 1's girlfriend: You are a noob. Screw you guys I'm going home
by FlamingFire January 20, 2010
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