bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

by supersab September 16, 2010

whitney easter

a bald headed bitch who thinks she is da shit N doesnt know when to shut da fuck up

dat whitney easter get on my damn nerves

by $$$$ImRiChBiTcH$$$$ December 26, 2008

Italian Easter Egg

When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.

I got really cold last night and when I pulled the blanket out of the closet I found an Italian Easter Egg!

by Panzerfinder15 March 27, 2011

nor'easter

An incredible blow job (either given or received).

This term is derived from the strong winds and rains associated with the weather pattern of the same name.

That was one hell of a nor'easter last night... everyone got soaked!

by Hugh Heffrey May 15, 2007

the gamecube's biggest easter egg

a recently found secret in the main menu of the nintendo gamecube. an easter egg can sometimes refer to something that was hidden in video games by the creators and the game does not inform you of the secret.the gamecube main menu or gcmm has a certain music which if sped up about x16 it sounds just like the famicom disc startup menu. famicom was an add on accessory for the nes or nintendo entertainment system. Search the video on youtube. people hypothesize that nintendo did this because the gamecube was the first nintendo system to use discs instead of cartrages

Hey, do you know about the the gamecube's biggest easter egg which lasted 8 years until it was found by ninds.com!

by ryphoenix June 19, 2010

Esso Easter Egg

When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.

Hunny I have a prize for you" "did you shove shit up your pussy?" "no…….it's an esso easter egg"

by Scory & Char March 7, 2011

Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".

Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS

by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010