diddyness

Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.

The scale is given by:

D = 10 log(S/S*)

ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.

Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5

Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did

by waly913 April 8, 2008

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

Diddy meister

The meister of all the diddlers

The Diddy meister went to meeks

by The diddy meister May 29, 2024

Diddy

A very specific name for a person of Irish descent with a small penis.

Patrick is such a diddy. his dick is small, and he's Irish.

by TheAuthenticDiddy December 31, 2016

diddy baba

Tiny Baby

I miss having such a diddy baba 🥺🥺

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Friend of Diddy

An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.

Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?

Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy

by Bscabl December 23, 2024

no diddy

another way of saying no homo

person 1 says something gay
then they say: pause no diddy

by anthonysnoozer June 10, 2024