La Diddle sum

When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games

"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"

by La diddle sum December 27, 2023

Skittle diddle

Gay

“Your a skittle diddle

by Rico Suave 717 January 3, 2024

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022

Diddle

The molest a child or kid

Jimmy was diddled when he was younger so now he does like to be around people alot

by Diddled child January 19, 2022

Diddle

A mix of a dingle berry and pee. When pee drips down to your dingleberry and makes it fall off.

My poop took me forever until I had a diddle.

by Diddlebomb1 May 23, 2022

Darvaza Diddle

A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.

My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!

by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021