dis-cufted

When you dont like something

"I was dis-cufted with the service here"

by kurtland blacker September 2, 2016

DI fwas

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.

Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.

by surgarnipps69 April 2, 2019

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

di luciano

Di luciano sicnifica poder, es decir que su presencia hace que todos a su alrededor se sientan diferente, también hubo un rey en el antiguo egipcio con ese nombre, al fin y al cabo di luciano es sinónimo de poder y grandeza.

Hubo muchos di luciano, todos tienen las misma características.

by Di Luciano February 9, 2018

soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.

I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.

by Neckbone February 28, 2016

Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011

filter dies

It's when the filter dies, you fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck did you look up "filter dies"?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 17, 2022