When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.
by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015
Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
by Mary Petersen March 06, 2019
A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
by Hausco September 15, 2022
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 09, 2022
Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
by Geekbiatch420 June 16, 2017
A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
by Dumpers March 01, 2020