dank

Of the highest quality; extremely potent, in personality and/or characteristics. Strong in nature. The best of the best.

I enjoy really dank morning coffee. Decaf is for losers.

We had such an extremely dank evening! Balls to the walls all night long! This morning, however, we awoke with dank hangovers.

That girl has the most dank personality! She is so incredibly crafty!

Brett Keisel's beard is totally dank!

by Hellz Bellz January 24, 2011

Dank

A chronic ass Ritz cracker and cheese wiz that's a tripple stacked or better when your faded hoes aint even know

Dude made a dank im faded

by Yo momma ho bag October 8, 2013

Dank

Extremely dope ass cannabis.

Weed that lingers, even after you have placed it in is secret hiding spot.

Incredibly soft cannabis buds that comfort you when you began to roll
a joint.

Just grabbed a sack of dank from Boss man ova there.

by FriendlySoulKid August 20, 2014

Dank

high-quality marijuana

"My weed is strictly dank"

by Hetalia fangirl is anonymous September 24, 2016

Dank

a fun word to yell :)

Philup clean up your room!" says mother
"DANK!" screams philup
"Huh?" syas mother

by Philup April 3, 2008

dank

1. positive, awesome

2. gross, contaminated

1. "that's some dollar-menu dank right there"

2. "nasty, man! that's kate humbarger dank!"

by pv2 February 10, 2008

dank

Adj.: Ignorant and Outlandish.

Vb: Danking. To be ignorant on the internet just to accumulate attention.

Noun: Dankness. The state of being oblivious to your need for attention while continuing to ask for it.

A term originating from IRC.

Man, he was actin like a dank. Talkin all this nonsense just to have people look at his posts.

We had 30 idiots danking yesterday. It was so pathetic, we weren't going to believe their nonsense.

Bill o'reily was full of Dankness, picking hip-hop as a catalyst for crime

by Madd Basik July 27, 2008