Curtis

The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.

Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.

by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025

Tangy Curtis

The best thing a man can do for his woman...or anyone in a sexual relationship that feels the need to probe further into their relationship

Like a tornado in the tush

by Terz June 7, 2003

CURTIS

A black ass nigga that u cant see in the night and is big asf

John: Hey you know Curtis
Greg: isn't he that big black ass nigga
John: yeah him I heard he turns into a Ninja as t night

by J2DROPEMOFF June 5, 2022

Curtis

An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes

Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis

by dallah October 9, 2023

Curtis

Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing

CURTIS IS SO HOT

by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024

Stony Curtis

Someone who grew up in The Flintstones era and when who, once they began smoking pot, would either forget something or forget to do something repeatedly.

"Bro, don't light that dube in the house using the stove, there's a lighter is in the drawer right under the stove top. Now the whole living room smells, Stony Curtis."

by DailyDeets August 27, 2023

Dirty Curtis

If there are 3 people at a function one of them sticks a pole up his butt and the other end stuck in the other ones butt and you play limbo with it

At the party we did a Dirty Curtis

by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024