rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains

“Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains”

by Cydneypop July 22, 2018

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

Rusty Curtain Hook

During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.

She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.

by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020

Smirk Curtain

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.

Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

Burp Curtains

The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.

“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009