The Corndog Story

a really gross story which will probably lose your appetite after the story

The Corndog Story
there once was three bums outside of a restaurant. Two of the bums dared one of the bums to go in and beg for food. He goes inside and sees a lady. He goes up to her and begs for food she says only if you fuck me in the back room. He says ok. when they get there he really did not want to do it so he looks to the side and sees some corn dogs she turned around he stuck the corn dog in her ass she said "oh" because she thought it was his dick she said "do that again" so he did it again he threw them out the window because they came out red so he got all he can eat he went out side and he said guys i got all i can eat they said so we got two condogs with ketchup

by r4nd0mh3r06 May 3, 2009

Irish Corndog

The act of sticking a corndog stick down a man's urethra during sexual intercourse.

"Hey Robert did you end up banging Belle last night?"
"Yeah Man, and she gave me an Irish Corndog!"

by Irishman57 August 15, 2009

corndog

a try hard homie gansta dogg

that guy thinks hes gansta man, he trys to hard, hes a corndog

by physiKARL September 2, 2005

Corndogging

'The act of enveloping the peanl organ with a hotdog bun, detchup, and/or any other condemins* the whore pleases.'

Whip out the bun and other condemins* while she's freshening up.

Whore: "What the hell you doin'?"
Pimp: "I'm gonna be corndogging you hoe"
(How to get the conversation started)

by You Ain't The Father October 2, 2007

Corndonkey

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.

"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"

by crackedactor May 20, 2010

cornacopious

A fuck of a lot of a lot of different stuff.

I went to a firefighter's convention and there was a cornacopious amount of hot guys to choose from.

by motherload September 19, 2010

Corndoggler

A man born with corndogs where his fingers and toes should be, genetic mutation has given him the ability to regenerate the corndogs.

The man was attack by the corndoggler and was found with 3 corndogs lodged in his throat

by GuitarGuy March 14, 2012