David Cook

David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.
David Cook....:)
by DavidCookDefiner July 25, 2008
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dane cook

dane cook is unfunny
by mrintelectual August 29, 2008
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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!
Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious
by BonBonsy July 15, 2009
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cook up

A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.
What's up, you got that noodle for the cook up tonight?
by lonster85 December 19, 2010
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Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.
Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.
by phooshbubble December 17, 2017
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what cooks

Let me know what cooks
by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015
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Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit
Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.
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