An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.
by Barry B July 2, 2004
Get the Commander Autopilot mug.The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
by Drunagel24 June 7, 2009
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An awesome 2.5D futuristic flight combat sim for the SNES. It was renowned for it's cinematic presentation and fun gameplay.
by mr_bigmouth_502 December 9, 2008
Get the Wing Commander mug.Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.
Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.
Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011
Get the Cobra commander mug.1) The Younger The Better
2) The Tighter The Better
3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught
4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed
5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow
6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them
7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything
8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month
9) If It Hurts, It Works
10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It
***ADDITIONAL***
11) Some Can, Some Can't
12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump
IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!
PEACE
2) The Tighter The Better
3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught
4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed
5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow
6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them
7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything
8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month
9) If It Hurts, It Works
10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It
***ADDITIONAL***
11) Some Can, Some Can't
12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump
IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!
PEACE
Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!
Really where they bad?
Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight
Will do bro, will do
Really where they bad?
Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight
Will do bro, will do
by Me? Who am i? Who are you? April 8, 2009
Get the The Ten Commandments mug.Some lines Biggie stole from Tony Montana's boss Mr. Lopez from the greatest Mafioso movie of all time, SCARFACE. Respect to Biggie still, but it seems Little Kim ripped off SCARFACE as well with the song Money, Power n' Respect. Was this a Badboy Records trend back then or what?
by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005
Get the ten crack commandments mug.The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English:
Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.
Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.
Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)
I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.
Number three: Always trust somebody.
Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.
Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.
Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.
Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling
Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.
If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper
Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.
Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.
Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.
Number eight: Maintain a trim figure
Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5
Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion.
If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers.
If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you
Number ten: A strong word named delivery.
Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college.
If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you
Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions.
The orignal lyrics are below.
Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.
Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.
Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)
I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.
Number three: Always trust somebody.
Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.
Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.
Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.
Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling
Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.
If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper
Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.
Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.
Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.
Number eight: Maintain a trim figure
Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5
Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion.
If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers.
If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you
Number ten: A strong word named delivery.
Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college.
If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you
Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions.
The orignal lyrics are below.
The Ten Crack Commandments are:
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
by chojinfire August 3, 2007
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