Combat zone

The Area between dating and the friend zone, when all of your boy trying to smash

Dude I sliped in the combat zone now I'm stuck in the friend zone

by Datsagoblin September 17, 2016

Combat-Queen

The pejorative name used to describe a soldier, or veteran of the US armed forces who is working, or has worked in a combat related role (usually infantry), who is at least one of the following:

A) Overly concerned with comparing his/her job, and/or experience with other military roles.

B) Condescending of others' lack of combat experience, regardless of the targeted entity's current, or past military involvement; Often perceiving them as inferior, either physically, or psychologically.

C) Frequently mentioning past combat-related experiences, either in the form of stories, or gratuitous comments during contextually unrelated social situations. (IE. Parties, work, vacations etc.)

The above circumstances are speculated to stem from a strong need for validation, admiration, or used as a façade to hide his/her insecurities.

Jim: "Wow! It sure is hot outside today."
Amy: "Tell me about it; I started sweating right away!"
John "Pshh, you wouldn't know real heat unless you spent a summer in Kandahar.."
Jim to Amy: "Jeez, what a Combat-Queen."

by Pravvus June 23, 2021

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

combat waddle

The back-and-forth dance that characters in a video RPG do to show they are still active.

That's Cloud there, doing the combat waddle.

by GamerMom February 5, 2010

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Dead combatants

None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.

I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020