chode biscuit

The pasty substance made with powder after a sweaty day that is found on a man's chode.

My chode biscuits always stain my underwear in the summertime.

by Niecee May 12, 2006

Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

by Andreezi July 18, 2009

chode a la mode

1. A chode served with any flavor of ice cream i.e vanilla or chocolate

We had chode a la mode last night. Good fun!

by depauldaddy April 27, 2011

Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!

by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014

Chobbledocker

A Chobbledocker is an old Chobble that has become elderly and turned into a prune with Kebab like characteristics. Usually referred to as a Gundiherbaliochob.

Zombie: My grandfather went to the zoo today.
Wire Fence that Talks: What a Chobbledocker!
Zombie: Yo dawg, you trying to step?

by Bruce Hilton November 14, 2006

Chode Buster

Completed by squeezing a shot of Syrup of your choice into your mouth (ie. Eggo, Log Cabin, Hungry Man, Aunt Jemima etc.) followed by a pull of Rum, then followed by yet another squeeze of syrup. The syrup coats the throat as to make the shot go down easier allowing you to consume mass amounts of alcohol.

"This party is getting lame, time to bust out the Chode Buster bithces"

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

Chobbling

eating and/or munching loudly - West Midlands saying

stop chobbling your food

by Yampy February 21, 2015