Certified misunderstander

Certified misunderstander is a word commonly used to replace insults

Person 1: Ez haha i won stupid dumbass

Person 2: you're a certified misunderstander

Person 1: what

by StupidBlackRobloxian October 16, 2022

certified pussy slayer

jodh fishburn

Jodh is such a certified pussy slayer!!!

by ellie hb December 7, 2021

M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's Day

-When is your birthday
-14th of February
-so you are a certified lover boy?

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022