Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
by AustinBenji March 22, 2007
When two friends with gauged ears shove a baby carrot though their ear holes in an act of friendship
by wowdkffjdjjdekdkcjdhsahsjfkfls December 01, 2019
Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.
by ItsCritters May 07, 2019
by Jaded Gypzy January 25, 2020
a circumcised mulla.
mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
by tenet June 19, 2020
Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 05, 2020
"How was your day?"
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".
"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".
"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."
by Massive blob of carrot March 09, 2021