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The Fruit Canyon

The Uncanny Valley, but for gender/sexuality, it is between the peaks of easily categorized masculine and feminine gender presentation.

Often applied in reference to voices, when you hear somebody talk and you have no idea what this person's gender is, but you do know they're queer.
When you call up a leftist org, and the person who answers is somewhere in the depths of the fruit canyon, that's how you know they're legit.
by clayhands August 15, 2022
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Canyon

A good listener, blank face, with no personality. Gets attached to easily to any girl he talks to. A redhead with no style or sense of humor, follows the rules but is a buzz kill. Sensitive with humor, can’t take a joke. Very bad with communication. Lastly makes you feel like you can count on him but you can’t !
canyons aren’t so grand
by tehesorrytodisappoint October 18, 2019
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lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.
by Redsox February 12, 2007
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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Niles canyon

Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
Niles canyon is the site of the festival of carlie caplin days
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
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