Cassara

An amazing person who will make your day brighter. Even with her high-pitched voice, she will never be annoying. She is smart and funny. She is usually very shy when it comes to adults, but when it's just you and her she will definitely say what is on her mind. (CATS) She will have a boyfriend who's name starts with a N and ends with a N. She will eat her chips with chopsticks and be ticklish almost everywhere. Her socks will be better than yours and she is a fast runner. And even though she will do stupid things that will embarrass the heck out of you, you'll always stay by her side. I couldn't ask for a better friend. Btw, don't even freaking try, you freaking piece of heaven!! <3 <3 <3

Man, we come up with the best inside jokes, me and Cassara.

by Yup_itz_bubbly-me_521 April 5, 2017

Cesar Psyop

A shooting or terrorist attack that is actually false flag government psyop. Originating from terrorist Cesar Sayoc.

Oh that shooting? Probably a Cesar Psyop

by JackMoozlum April 12, 2022

Dirty cesar

The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex

"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."

by Dadke January 10, 2010

Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

Rudy Cesaretti

To get a buzz off Cigarette buds at Funeral Homes with Kost.

This weekend was so boring besides the fact that I Rudy Cesaretti'ed

by Derrick West November 29, 2004

salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

I'm going to pull a Cesar Romero

The act of sleeping, sitting or resting in between takes or turns during sports or board games. Named after the actor Cesar Remero who used to sleep inbetween takes of the 1966 Batman TV shows.

1: Dude I'm tired, I'm going to pull a Cesar Romero. Wake me when it's my turn.

2: "Where's Gary?" "Oh he's pulling a Cesar Remero"

by M tizzle trian October 25, 2011